CHINA USES FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE TO CRACK DOWN ON TOILETPAPER THEFT
by Michael R. Clem
The Aztecs built amazing pyramids with nothing more than human skulls and bones
Construction was a feat considering they didn’t use computers or cell phones
Resourceful, like the Amish & Egyptians because there were no scraps or garbage left
& China uses facial recognition software to crack down on toilet paper theft
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The Mayans, like the Aztecs erected some pyramids tho now they are in ruin
Instead they, left apocalyptic calendars with forecasts that turned out were nothin’ doin
If angered, by these crap predictions, you can’t complain cuz none of them are left
& China uses facial recognition software to crack down on toilet paper theft
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Here’s the bridge…
Consider brands on your grocer’s shelf: Charmin, Angel Soft & Scott
Beware of Brawny Paper Towels for that purpose you’ll find it hurts a lot
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One more verse…
The Incans, like the Aztecs & the Mayans, are a people I do not know much about
Tourists, flood to Machu Picchu for selfies as they take their cell phones out.
I’ve not, been south of the equator as sure as my father’s chin is cleft
& China uses facial recognition software to crack down on toilet paper theft
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