Going Back To Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(by Michael Clem)
On a Welsh road, in my big ole Ford
There was a broken lorrie on the side
The driver waved me down, and said how would it sound
if he hopped in and you give me a ride
I said, “I don’t know what you’re carryin’, I ain’t no Good Samaritin
and sorry, buddy, I gotta fly.
There’s no special reason, but I can’t just shoot the breeze and
I’m-a-gonna tell ya briefly why..”
I’M GOIN’BACK TO Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’M GOIN’BACK TO Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’M GOIN’BACK TO Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’LL SAIL, HUFFIN THERE, GONNA SWOOSH, IN MY BOAT
NICE TO SEE YA, HO HO HO
He said, “That town sounds nice, cuz you just said it thrice
so you can’t be in that big a hurry.
Please don’t ditch my ass, I’ll chip in for the gas.
There’s no need for you to worry,
and just so you know, I gotta go
to that very same exact location.”
I said, “Sorry there, chief, but I’ll tell you in brief,
I’m runnin late for my destination
I’M RUNNIN LATE FOR Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’M RUNNIN LATE FOR Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I GOTTA GET MYSELF TO Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’LL SAIL, HUFFIN THERE, GONNA SWOOSH, IN MY BOAT
NICE TO SEE YA, HO HO HO
Well, the very next day, I heard a voice say,
“Hey, man, thanks for helping me out!
You said time was tight, so I walked through the night,
now here you are just lounging about.
Would it’ve been so wrong, to let me tag along?
We were going to the very same place.
You kept repeating the town… Hey, I was born here, you clown,
Now I’m-a-gonna punch you in the face!”
I said….
WELCOME BACK TO Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
SO GOOD TO SEE YA BACK IN Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK IN Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’M FRAIL, LET’S BE FAIR, DON’T BE A DOUCHE, I DIDN’T KNOW
I WOULD LEAVE YA, NO NO NO
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
IT’S FUN TO MODULATE WITH Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
YOU GOTTA GET YOURSELF TO Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I’LL SAIL, HUFFIN THERE, GONNA SWOOSH, IN MY BOAT, NICE TO SEE YA
WOULDN’TWANNABEYA, MAMMA MIA, PAPA PIA, BABY HAS, THE DIARRHEA
IT’S WHERE I WANNA GO GO GO
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