I.S.O. | Michael Clem

I.S.O.
(by Michael Clem)

DWM – a WMD
In search of opposite/identical
who reads my mind and keeps me company
I don’t care about the legs
or the rear or the bust
Just a smoke-free, cat-free
rent-free apartment is a must

DWM – I really love team sports
But I don’t like golf or Tiger
or the NASCAR stuff ESPN reports
I don’t spend my life
at the country club
I find more amusement making bubbles
while I’m sitting in the tub

I.S.O. – Y.O.U.
It’s running in the paper
know that every single word of it is true
If it’s so, why not you?
I’m 113733644692

DWM – I like to laugh a lot
But I don’t talk faith or politics
expounding on opinions I don’t got
I really love to cook
But I prefer to eat
My specialty is sandwiches
and plus my Ramen noodles can’t be beat

DWM – I’m free from disease
You might say that I’m outdoorsie
but it’s only when the indoor’s
sprayed for fleas
I make my own clothes.
Okay, I don’t
Don’t force me to the craft store
for a glue gun ‘cuz I tell you now
I won’t – go.

I.S.O. – Y.O.U.
It’s running in the paper
know that every single word of it is true
If it’s so, why not you?
I’m 113733644692

Here is the part of the song
that’s not written yet
But when it’s done
It’ll be the best bridge you can bet

DWM – did you know I have a kid?
If you have got one, too
We’ll get together, and we’ll analyze
their id
DWM – and I’m on the hunt
To find the right companion
seems to me to be a most unlikely stunt

DWM – who’s S.O.L.
Seems there’s no one out there
interested in my I.S.O.
Oh well

I.S.O. – Y.O.U.
It’s running in the paper
I tell you every single word of it is true, baby
If it’s so, why not you?
I’m still 113733644692