YOUR BOYFRIEND
by Michael R. Clem
I don’t like the way he treats you
The way a horse treats a fly
Or with a verbal attack
Or an occasional whack
& you say that he’s a complicated guy
That’s not the way that I see it
I’m glad to take him out
Now in the back of my car take a look inside
We got a big body to hide
Where can we bury your boyfriend?
He wasn’t worthy of you
Unlike me
So what say we
Grab a shovel or two?
We gotta bury your boyfriend
I got a bucket of lime
We got a lot to dig
cause that sucker was big
But I will make the time
You say that he makes you laugh
How the hell does he do that?
His jokes all consist of a rimshot fist
& you’re calling it a lover’s spat
That’s not the way that I see it
& I’m funnier than him
Have a look in my trunk
Take a big whiff
We gotta unload this stiff
Where can we bury your boyfriend?
He brought you nothing but hurt
He always put you down
& he cheated around
It’s time the cheater eat dirt
We gotta bury your boyfriend
The guy you never even liked
We’ll put him 6 inches down
His ass above ground
So I can park my bike
Now she says that she wants him back
As far as I’m concerned he can have her
It comes to pass nice guys finish last
I just lost to a cadaver
& that’s the way that I see it
I’m still funnier than him
But this is real life
It ain’t no scrimmage
Girls love the Bad Boy image
We gotta dig up her boyfriend
I should’ve never interfered
But they’ll no longer fight as they reunite
that’s just effin’ weird
We gotta dig up her boyfriend
The jerk barely disappeared
but he’s the one she chose
to watch him decompose
& I’m outta here …
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